Five Second Rule

bardofspades:

bardofspades:

Dex: It’s five seconds after you drop it.

Nursey: It’s five seconds after you find it.

Chowder: I don’t understand why you didn’t just catch it before it hit the ground.

Bitty: Can one of you explain to me why THREE GROWN MEN ARE EATING PIE OFF THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR?!

alphacrone:

alphacrone:

jack zimmermann is one of those people you don’t realize you’re friend friends with until he does something ridiculous like collect all your notes and assignments without being asked when you’re really sick or insists on picking you up from the train station at midnight so you’re not spending money on a cab or stuck there until the buses start running and then when he does these things you realize woah zimmernelly this dude and I are ride-or-die now I gotta officiate his wedding or give him my kidney and that’s how it is between the two of you until the end of time.