percy and ripley are the only ones who would like. care? about regulating it. but now im thinking of an au where ripley isnt a literal murderer/torturer and instead just generally a terrible person and her and percy getting into academic rivalry in a place where non-magic-related acedemia actually exists
the glintshore confrontation is just a really intense conference where one of them flips over a table
this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
Barry and Lup have such an influence on how Kravitz handles bounties cause I just relistened to Crystal kingdom and Kravitz just snuck around trying to fuck over THB and it was like five episodes before he even talked to them and like eight episodes before he told them what his job was.
Hard cut to the san fran live show where they appear in a massive cloud of ravens, skeletal face and booming voice, declaring the will of the raven queen, with i imagine Barry and Lup posing like jessie and james behind him. Much faster and more to the point I’d say.
The Raven Queen: Kravitz it’s time for your quarterly review. In addition to pardoning three bounties, you’ve also been spending a lot of time, and I quote, “just generally fucking with people” instead of getting to the point and reaping them.
Kravitz: who are you quoting?
Lup, behind the Raven Queen: *waves*
The Raven Queen: from now on, the new policy is that you have to let people know who you are and why you’re killing them, and then get on with it
Lup, silently mouthing: it was supposed to be a compliment
The Raven Queen: however, as a compromise, I’ve given you the power to travel via a giant unkindness of ravens, to suitably intimidate necromancers while maintaining the “aesthetic”
Lup: *gives Kravitz a double thumbs up and a huge grin*
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