Ina Garten: And if you can’t get this ingredient, then store-bought is fine!
me, watching Sandra Lee as she pours cold store-bought cinnamon apples into a store-bought angel food cake covered in doctored up store-bought frosting: are you sure about that? are you really sure about that? are you absolu
Tag: PFF
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
It’s a game on the starblaster to adopt a persona for the year for interacting with locals. Taako and Lucretia are the best at it, Merle and Barry the worst, but the reigning champions are Davenport and Magnus maintaining a father/son relationship whose backstory alternated between “Magnus doesn’t know he’s adopted/not a gnome” and “Magnus is Davenport’s biological son, he just takes his stature from his mom who was a goliath.”
Anon you have made a beautiful headcanon that is better anything I would ever even think to write.
when you see one million boxed up clones of your brother you gotta cope somehow
“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.
Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that
Do you want us to say Wiln’t
no mr bond i expect you to die
I know everyone pegs Magnus as the babiest bird but I seriously need you all to consider perpetually 19 child prodigy Lucretia who just wants everyone to LISTEN TO HER DAMMIT!!
Miles: We’re the troubleshooters.
Elli: Just point us at the trouble, and we’ll shoot it.
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