since apparently it’s salt night over here-

can people PLEASE stop trying to make cooking videos ‘sexy’ 

just step away from the uncomfortable lingering slowmo and artsy angles and give us a simple tutorial on how to make a thing. stop trying to make me attracted to cheese.

goodgivesmiserymeaning:

please point me to where sex scenes are ever necessary and something that your average person cares to see because like………….. they aren’t. if it’s so important to the plot that they do the deed, implied sex works just as well. why do you gotta show the whole thing on screen? it’s a TV show, not a porno.