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mogamoka:

b-e-e-e-s:

mogamoka:

13th’s Tardis will fill the console room with infinity custard cream biscuits whenever she’s pissed.

i honestly cannot tell if you mean when the Doctor is pissed or when the TARDIS is pissed because either way is comedy g o l d

I was innitially refered to the Tardis producing those biscuits by herself. But now you have me picturing 13th angrily stomping on that pedal non-stop and infinite biscuits comes out and it’s perfect.

i was thinking more along the lines of the tardis going “oh god she’s upset??? what do i do??? cookies???? cookies until not upset????” but that also has immense potential and i love it