yeah I’m sure sex is cool but have you ever stood on a sidewalk at 7am and watched the pink fiery sunrise creep upon the sky from behind a dark silhouette of a park as the Rohan theme swells in your earphones
Tag: MOOD
“…to the end of his [G.K.C] days he hated to have his work read by anyone else when he was present, and to have it read aloud was torture for him.
[Once], when someone proposed to read aloud from [the Ballad of the White Horse] to a company of friends, its author seized the book, kicked it under an arm-chair, sat in the chair, and defied anyone to rescue his masterpiece.”
— E.C. Bentley
Ina Garten: And if you can’t get this ingredient, then store-bought is fine!
me, watching Sandra Lee as she pours cold store-bought cinnamon apples into a store-bought angel food cake covered in doctored up store-bought frosting: are you sure about that? are you really sure about that? are you absolu
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
y’all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit
its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder
Caught a whiff of autumn chill and woodsmoke in the air this morning, and I swear, something in me woke up and smiled with way too many teeth.
This needs to be on a shirt.
I can arrange that…..
listen. listen. you’ll pry indian harry potter and black hermione granger from my cold, dead fingers.
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
what people think programming is vs. how it actually is
@fairygodrobot Is this accurate?
100% Literally Factually Correct
Roflmao this is painful
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